apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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