waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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