everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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