chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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