Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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