very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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