It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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