just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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