what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
