I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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