Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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