I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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