the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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