I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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