Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
