you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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