Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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