note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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