school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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