Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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