I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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