apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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