So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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