I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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