Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
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girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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