i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Just high enough for therapy.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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