No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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