Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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