when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
