i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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