why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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