didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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