I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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