i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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meet me or not, i'm out of control
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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