this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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