I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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