I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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