ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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