some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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