Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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