i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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