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• (516): View more from New York

  I seem to have left my pride at pride

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe

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• (727): View more from Florida

  These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?

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• (562): View more from California

  I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs

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  the cheaper the better

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...

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