After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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