SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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