The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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