We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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