oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
MIDGETS
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I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
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I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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