i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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