My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
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And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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