He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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