can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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