So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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