We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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