I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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