It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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