it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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