I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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